So let’s get straight to the point: Russia has unveiled its latest nuke, and it’s a big fuckin’ deal. For people like me obsessed with stats, datasheet reports the operational range is approx. 10.000 Km, warhead weight is 100 tons with a payload up to 15 MIRVs. Can’t do the math? In short: the fastest ballistic missile ever designed and “capable of wiping out parts of the earth the size of Texas or France” –as officially reported by Sputnik News.
This super-nuke has even a name: “Satan 2”. Pretty glorious, uh? Yeah, fuckin’ it is, although the real-name is the less-villainous RS-28 Sarmat (in Russian РС-28 Сармат) and we’re still waiting for official NATO reporting name. So apparently seem that russians have already set a new world record in badassery, better not piss them off.
Time to update my last year’s write-up with this new shit.